BREAKING NEWS: just in “Soulja Boy Tell’em” traded.
TRADE ALERT: NBPA (National Black People’s Association) has traded the “Superman” rapper to Isis in exchange for more DRACO machine guns. News came in earlier from the chairman of the association “IG Deion”. Here’s what he had to say about the trade…….
“Uhh we don’t want him. He’s a laughing stock. It’s nothing more to say, I’ve spoken to Larry Hoover, Big Meech, and Obama. They understand the trade and we look forward to moving on.”
Reporter: “Why Draco’s Mr. IG?”
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