Man Makes GoFundMe To Stalk Girlfriend’s Miami Trip
A desperate Maryland man is making headlines for jumping on the GoFundMe bandwagon by asking people to fund a trip so he can oversee his girlfriend’s spring break trip to Miami.
According to the man @Hail_Zel on Twitter, “the sun melts morals” in Florida and he needs to be able to “stay wherever she lays her head, eat whatever she eats, and oversee all parties and fun activity for the duration of the trip.”
Is this a joke????
Just when you think you’ve got a good thing going, that special someone books a spring break trip to Miami without you.
A few mojitos, some rightward swiping on Tindr, and a few suggestive Instagram photos later — BAM! — you might as well kiss your new love goodbye (Assuming her new Speed0-rocking papi chulo allows it).
That’s exactly what Azel Prather Jr., a 25-year-old Glendarden, Md., man was thinking when he turned to the popular crowdfunding Web site GoFundMe after his 22-year-old girlfriend, Marissa, booked a ticket to Miami with her friends for spring break.
Estimated cost of said flight: $300
Unfortunately, he noted, his funds have been “exhausted.”
“If I had to pick one place for my girlfriend not to go, Miami would be it!” he said, referring to the “Magic City” as every boyfriend’s “worst nightmare.” “I think the sun just melts all the morals in Miami. It’s a free-for-all!”
“I will be staying wherever she lays her head, eating whatever she eats, and overseeing all parties and fun activity for the duration of the trip,” he wrote.
I’m sure she’ll be thrilled, bro.
“Please fellas,” he added in a final desperate plea, “I love her.”
“She’s posted on Instagram two times and both times she was in a bathing suit and it received more than 200 ‘likes,’” he told The Washington Post. “I asked her to stop. That’s too many likes for me.”
Azel has since made his goal once again proving that people will fund ANYTHING.
This was probably just a plot to get a free trip to Miami.