You want to know who the biggest douche in the average workplace is? The guy who raids the fridge and takes food that is not his. He could spend the time at night before making his lunch, or he could bring his leftovers. Instead he is going to be a tool and take yours. This situation was happening with a guys wife at her work so he decided to get some revenge.
A man who goes by Toastedchillies tells the story of how every day, he lovingly prepares his wife a homemade lunch, only to have it regularly stolen from her office refrigerator before she has the chance to eat it.
This is taken from Toastedchillies post on reddit: “I’m a bit of a chilli head. Love my hot sauces. I also love to cook. I also cook my wife a delicious lunch each day, She kept complaining that someone was stealing her lunch every couple of days out of the fridge at work. So I made her some buffalo wings for lunch to put in the fridge. They are really popular with her colleagues, but I spiced them up just a little with some Blair’s 4am Reserve. (I note you are meant to dilute it with 1 drop per 5 litres of liquid.)
This is the weird skull- bottle Blair’s 4AM Reserve Comes In:
And THIS is it’s warning label:
It’s filled with 4 Million to 5 Million Scoville units… A Ghost Pepper is 1 Million Scoville Units, which are used to measure the spice heat.
So I added a couple of drops of Blairs 4am Reserve per wing with nice dusting of Ghost chilli powder for good measure. I did eat a couple to make sure it didn’t kill anybody, they were real hot. Even cream doesn’t cut the heat: and Ghost chillies keep getting hotter for about 5 minutes.
Needless to say just before lunch, there was a shrill from the kitchen, a young male colleague decided to help himself the my wife’s lunch which was clearly marked with her name. He ran to the toilet and vomited over and over. Apparently the moans sounded like he was dying. My wife just sat there innocently pretending nothing was wrong. Needless to say she has not lost a single lunch since.
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