So I guess you heard the news about the U.S. Department of Education’s report that puts the state of Alabama far above and beyond that of any other state when it comes to teachers fucking their students? It’s apparently true.
“It’s shocking,” said one former deparment official. “We’re seeing way too many sexual predators in our classrooms.”
Case in point: A Fox News affiliate covering the town of Odenville reported this week on a 27-year-old ninth grade English teacher at Pinson Valley High School. Jennifer Marie Perry (see mugshot) is married with no kids. Though, she has three dogs. Oh, and she apparently jacked off a 17-year-old student inside a parked vehicle near school grounds.
According to the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Perry “is booked with having sexual contact with a 17-year-old student at Pinson Valley High School near Birmingham. The teacher and the student allegedly met a few miles away from campus in a parking lot and engaged in a consensual sex act inside a vehicle, authorities said.”
We can only assume that means handjob. Right?
Anyway, the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office found out about the alleged sexual act between Perry and her student only after the rumor mill started spinning out of control. She has since has resigned from her position and turned herself in to the authorities.
She was arrested on March 13 and has been released from county jail on bond. An investigation is pending and a court arraignment date has not yet been set. More to come.