People of America, the war has ended. Llay down your weapons and hug your children. The llamas have been captured.
One black llama and one white llama have become Bonnie and Clyde of the animal kingdom after a high-speed chase ensued in the Phoenix, Arizona, area. The gripping chase captured the attention of legions of bored 9-to-5ers trapped at their cubicles. (May we suggest taking a cue from the llamas and making a run for it?)
As the great llama escape was llassoed to an end, the Internet exploded with a flurry of tweets about llama freedom. Thank you, llamas, for reminding us the values America was built on: llife, lliberty and the pursuit of llamas. (OK, we’re done.)