Morning television shows are the most vapid, milquetoast television programs on earth which is appropriate considering how hard it is to process anything meaningful before that first coffee. Makes sense, then, that one of those kind of hosts on a show in Australia almost shot herself in the face with a nail gun.
So every morning a dumbed down, curse-free dance of attractive mom-and-dad-types smile their perfect teeth through a few hours of teleprompter reading, laughter for no reason, celebrity ballsuck sessions and animal visits!
Naturally, a dopey crew like this can help to make for some of the best comedy. And they do. A lot more than they want to.
Ryan Lochte is a great interview for the worst reasons
Interesting way to lose a ring
The snake prank
It’s also known as a nervous pooper
A Classic: The Vibrating Toothbrush
A Classic Part 2: The Sausage Competition