The Good Goodie Grade: How Guys Rate Your Goodies

The Good Goodie Grade: How Guys Rate Your Goodies

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All pussy is not created equally, and I don’t think women understand that. Some pussies are prettier than others, some get wetter, some are warmer and they all taste different. Pussy is sort of like chinese food in the hood, the general tso’s chicken taste a lot better at Great Wall than it does, at Sun Ming Li’s meaning that where you get it from matters. All pussy is not created equal. I’ve had a girl who I could not last long with. Each time we had sex, I came almost instantly. Some would say she has good pussy, so good that it makes you nut instantly, but not me. I say pussy like that is trash! I want to swim in the pussy like Michael Phelps or Ryan Lochte, not drown instantly in a sea of semen. Think if you had one bite of that “shrimp fried rice” then you were full and could no longer eat for the rest of the night. Would you be satisfied or feel like you wasted your money? Pussy even look differently. Some women have pretty vaginas, other women have Macy Gray between their legs. Some pussy come with juicy lips other pussies are sleek and lipless. Some pussies look like a lilly, other pussies look like peaches. All pussies are not created equally. Women think us men don’t care, but we do. They say men will sleep with anything with a vagina, but that’s real. A dog will sleep with anything, but a real man knows the importance of quality over quantity. A real man knows the difference between high ranking vagina, and a public restroom. Today I’m going to break it down for you. –

A Public Restroom: This is pussy that men use simply to stick their dick in. Sure the woman might get a few dates, but it’s all just to get the pussy. Once we get it, dates stop and then it’s straight to our crib or the hotel. Phone calls and conversations don’t exist. Text messages, emails and tweets are normally all that these women get. They’ll never met a friend, a family member, or anyone close to us, and if they do, it’s probably so they could run a train. Public restroom, we use em when we have to.

Grade C Coochie: This is just a small step up from a public restroom. This is when a woman find themselves taking advantage of by a dude and given public restroom treatment. It can happen to the best of them. This could be because the guy is a celebrity, or simply because the chick wants it and gives her vagina away, once.

Grade B Vagina: A grade B vagina is more about the vagina and less about how the vagina is used. Grade B pussy tends to have some sort of fault to it. Doesn’t get wet enough, or it’s too wet. It’s too good, or not good enough. The vagina just might not be pretty at all, but that’s not a bad thing. A grade b is just any vagina that is not the best vagina in the world. Most women fall in this category not because it’s bad, but just because it’s not a grade A.

Grade A Vagina: This is the perfect fit. The perfect fit is when the vagina fits the penis like a glove. It also means the woman makes the guy wait the perfect amount of time. Some guys actually want to wait a couple of months, other guys don’t want to wait at all. I believe that the length of time you wait actually means nothing in the grand scale of love. Either way, everyone is different and grades differently when it comes to preference. Grade A Pussy is the best pussy a guy has ever had. – See more at: http://married2theblog.com/2012/10/the-good-pussy-grade-how-guys-rate-your-vagina/#sthash.5wJVMxTR.dpuf

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